January 2010
37 posts
Dear Mr. Herbert, I’ll try to tell you what my attitude is to the stage and screen rights of The Catcher in the Rye. I’ve sung this tune quite a few times, so if my heart doesn’t seem to be in it, try to be tolerant…Firstly, it is possible that one day the rights will be sold. Since there’s an ever-looming possibility that I won’t die rich, I toy very seriously...
sitting at the table next to us at dinner tonight: curb your enthusiasm’s marty funkhouser.
catfish sounds like just one of the many intricate movies, that i want to watch right now, at sundance this year. sundance 2011 - i’m there. “Nev, a 24-year-old New York-based photographer, has no idea what he’s in for when Abby, an eight-year-old girl from rural Michigan, contacts him on MySpace, seeking permission to paint one of his photographs. When he receives her...
“British street artist Banksy has been creating attention-getting stenciled graffiti for years. Over the past decade, as his artistic profile has risen, Banksy’s identity has remained almost totally secret. And yet, here he is with a film in the Sundance Film Festival. Exit Through the Gift Shop is…well, we’re not yet sure exactly what it is. Billed as a...
exit through the gift shop.
tracy morgan and terry richardson.
movies that should be boycotted immediately: 1. dear john2. valentine’s day
liz lemon: cross promotional. deal mechanics. revenue streams. jargon. synergy.jack donaghy: that’s the best presentation i’ve ever seen. -30 rock
the beatles in 1957. george harrison is 14, john lennon is 16 and paul mccartney is 15.
“if you buy a woman chocolate, i can assure that you will get a blow job.” -millionaire matchmaker, patti stanger
in my apartment right now: 4 computers, 3 televisions, 3 video game consoles, 2 ipods, 2 cell phones, 1 alarm clock, me.
“Internet addiction appears to be a common disorder that merits inclusion in DSM-V. Conceptually, the diagnosis is a compulsive-impulsive spectrum disorder that involves online and/or offline computer usage and consists of at least three subtypes: excessive gaming, sexual preoccupations, and e-mail/text messaging. All of the variants share the following four components: 1) excessive use,...
jean-michel basquiat. by patrick moberg.
wet hot american summer.
best scene of the movie.
susie: you guys, i’m really gonna miss this place.coop: me too.ben: hey, let’s all promise that in ten years from today, we’ll meet again and we’ll see what kind of people we’ve blossomed into.lindsay: ya!ben: what time you wanna meet?j.j.: you mean ten years from now?ben: ya.coop: let’s meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.susie: okay, so what is it?...
“but my biggest problem with quidditch is, if the snitch is 150 points, why does anyone bother with the quaffle?” -toofer
“check out my new book if you want to know why your wife and her friends giggle when you walk into a room and stop talking.” -homeless man in front of duane reade
click for larger image. it should be noted that in the past decade, there have been 23 million marriages in america. 12 million of which have ended in divorce. and we don’t federally recognize same sex marriages because they corrupt the sanctity of marriage?
patrick moberg’s wonderful drawings (some of which i posted here) can be found at: his website his twitter (he has recently begun posting a drawing a day, which is where i found the tobias funke, jim henson and woody allen drawings)
churro?
this may be old, but it is still perfectly absurdist.
i first read this poem in middle school and have been searching online for it ever since (being unable to remember the title or author, even google can only go so far). finally found it today. At the Florist A Man enters a flower shopAnd chooses some flowersThe Florist wraps the flowersThe Man puts his hand in his pocketSearching for moneyMoney to pay for the FlowersBut at the same timeSuddenlyHe...
courtesy of chef boyencore.
top: google’s nexus onebottom: apple’s iphone why can’t anyone make a phone as sexy as the iphone? goddamn you, at&t.
the perfect woman.
one of the most wonderfully offensive things i’ve seen.
from top: tobias fünke. jim henson. woody allen. all by patrick moberg.
28 days.
disco biscuits, "portal to an empty head"
the above is a screenshot taken from my youtube account this morning. notice the only advertisement on the page, shown larger below. big brother is watching, and his name is google.
i’m this close to adopting a dog.
“lost is the most appropriately named show on tv.” -pete goodman
“i want there to be enough cocktail weenies to make me uncomfortable about my sexuality.” -pete goodman